Tuesday, 14 September 2010

Things I have said to my offspring recently

Watch the baby for a minute, I need to pee.

What are you eating? (B crawling about on the floor!)

What are you eating? (A in Tescos' bakery section!)

No, it wasn't the Pope who committed the sex crimes.

It's not called sex abuse, it's child abuse. 

Take your hand out of your pants.

Did you just fart on my head?

It's 6AM, count to 10,000 and then get wake me up.

Who farted in here?


  1. Some of them I say to Juan too. I'll let you guess which ones.

  2. Ha ha Manuela....I think I can guess what ones. x


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