Wednesday, 29 September 2010
Things I have said to my offspring recently #2
Is that chocolate or poo?
Where is that smell coming from?
How come it's so big?
Bring me two nappy bags this time; I need to double bag this one.
Because I said so!
Use your fork; don't just stick your face on the plate.
What's that sticking out of your gum?
Wait until your Dad gets home...
What do you mean its ONLY £1?
If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't exaggerate!