Wednesday, 29 September 2010

Things I have said to my offspring recently #2

Is that chocolate or poo?

Where is that smell coming from?

How come it's so big?

Bring me two nappy bags this time; I need to double bag this one.

Just because...

Because I said so!

Use your fork; don't just stick your face on the plate.

What's that sticking out of your gum?

Wait until your Dad gets home...

What do you mean its ONLY £1?

If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't exaggerate!


  1. My favourite this week is "Where did you get that from? Ugh, don't eat it."

    By the way - do you want some conkers for your young lad? We have enough to grow a forest here - quite happy to shove some in a jiffy and send them on. Let me know if you do :o)

  2. Ha ha...

    We managed to find some in the end, thanks. x


Thanks for taking the time to comment!